One
of the greatest measures of a film’s success isn’t huge box office
receipts or even getting big awards…it’s inspiring a parody. The Twilight series may find this a dubious distinction, however, when the tribute is as ridiculous as Breaking Wind.Though the title implies a send-up of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 1, the movie more closely follows Eclipse, beginning with the attack on Ronald (the character who was named Riley, played here by Michael Adam Hamilton) in Seattle. It is at this point, not even two minutes into the movie, viewers are treated to the first of many flatulence jokes, leading into the credits.
Cut to Bella (Heather Ann Davis) and Edward (Eric Callero), sitting in a meadow and meeting up with Bella’s grandmother, and the audience gets the first of many sex jokes. This pretty much sets up the pattern of the rest of the film. Fart joke. Penis joke. Fart joke. Big vagina joke. Fart joke. Homosexual joke. And so on. It’s definitely NOT a film for family movie night with the little kiddies.
Writer/director Craig Moss (The 41-Year-Old-Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It) apparently felt the need to add all the sex and profanity that Stephenie Meyer left out of the Twilight saga, turning ‘imprinting’ into another word for ‘masturbation,’ and giving Bella a penchant for African-American men and an allegedly huge vagina. The sex is so in-your-face (literally) that the movie is just a few orgies shy of being a porno.
Amid
the sea of adolescent humor are a few worthwhile scraps. It’s amusing
that the werewolf clan is (mostly) made up of overweight guys flashing
their monstrous bellies with the confidence of body builders, and that
they never change form once during the film. In particular, Frank
Pacheco as Jacob is a weak ray of sunlight peeking through this cloudy
mess.By far, the funniest scene (and the only one to embrace the parody movie tendency to incorporate bits of other movies) involves the legend of the cold ones, and incorporates the many characters of Johnny Depp and an Avatar. Alas, those two minutes of celluloid can’t keep this train from jumping the tracks.
While keeping very close to the story of the original films, the addition of two mini Cullens (Edward and Jasper) is confusing and silly, but less offensive by far than the majority of the movie. Little Edward also plays a pivotal role in the reenactment of Breaking Dawn—Part 1 (which this movie summarizes in a lightning-fast three minutes).
The Unrated Director’s Cut DVD (Lionsgate, MSRP: $26.98) contains two featurettes and a commentary track by Moss and the cast. Surprisingly, the audio commentary is not only great, it also vastly improves the experience of the movie. It’s far more interesting to learn that Alice is played by Ashley Greene’s photo double (Alice Rietveld) in the Twilight films than it is to watch Rietveld play the part, and Davis and Callero are far more charismatic in their voice-over than on-screen. Comedian Pacheco also lives up to his reputation.
For such an embarrassing movie, the producers of Breaking Wind
actually went to a great deal of trouble to maintain some authenticity,
as shown in the “Behind the Scenes” featurette. From locations and
wardrobe to outright shot duplications and hiring actors with uncanny
resemblances to the original characters—particularly Carlisle (John
Stevenson) and Charlie (Flip Schultz)—there was a concerted effort to
keep true to the feel of the source material. It’s a shame, really, that
there wasn’t a much better end product after going to such effort.“The Heart Warming Embrace of Edward and Jacob” is a series of outtakes of a scene featuring Bella and her two suitors that is, to say the least, a different take on the fight between the vampire and werewolf that took place in Eclipse. There are also trailers for Disaster Movie and Scary Movie 3 included.
Although facetiously dedicated to Twihards, whom the film showcases in the end credits, Breaking Wind is offensive to both Twilight lovers and haters and is sure to be equally reviled by both. Fans of parody would be much better off watching one of the vastly superior films in the trailer gallery.
Breaking Wind is now available on DVD.
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Hawaii
is often thought of as a vacation destination, a tropical paradise
where beaches and sunny days make it easy to forget life’s cares.
It
becomes Matt’s job to inform relatives and friends of Elizabeth’s
condition, in order to allow them the opportunity to say good-bye. He
enlists Alex’s help—and she, in turn, brings along surfer friend Sid
(Nick Krause). The reactions vary from tears to anger (and earn Sid a
punch in the eye), but all agree to make the trip to the hospital to say
their farewells. After discovering the identity of the man his wife was
seeing, Matt ultimately decides to reach out to her lover (a subdued
Matthew Lillard) as well.
Clooney
rightly deserved his Academy Award nomination, embodying Matt’s tepid
personality and discomfort with the turns his life takes with subtlety
and just enough gravitas. Both Robert Forster (as Elizabeth’s angry
father) and Beau Bridges (as the beach-bum cousin Hugh) are terrific
counterpoints to Clooney’s middle-of-the-road expressions, and each
differently highlights Matt’s ultimate inability to engage in his own
life.
If,
as the adage goes, into every life a little rain must fall, where
better to endure a storm than the Hawaiian islands? In “Hawaiian Style,”
viewers are treated to the many things that make Hawaii a special place
to film. From the blessing on the first day of shooting to the colorful
expressions picked up by all, it is clear that family made up of cast
and crew were far more functional than the fictional Kings.
Remakes and updates abounded in 2011, but the decision by Paramount to green light a new version of
Dennis
Quaid is great as Reverend Shaw Moore, and Andie MacDowell oozes
Southern charm as his loyal wife. Also turning great performances are
Ray McKinnon and Kim Dickens (Uncle Wes and Aunt Lulu) and Ziah Colon as
Ariel’s best bud Rusty.
“Jump Back: Re-imagining
The
DVD that comes with the Combo Pack only holds the movie and an
Ultraviolet digital copy. The single-disc DVD release (MSRP: $29.99),
however, comes with the director’s commentary track, three deleted
scenes and the “Fake ID” music video, along with an Ultraviolet digital
copy.
Adam Sandler fans are a very forgiving bunch who seem to know that, for every
Hampering
Jack’s attempts to run his sister out of town are two potential love
interests: the landscaper, Felipe (Eugenio Derbez), and—no joke—Al
Pacino. Yes, that Al Pacino. Playing a cartoon parody of himself, the
After
slogging through the film, viewers might enjoy some of the special
features. The DVD (Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, MSRP: $30.99),
Blu-ray (MSRP: $35.99) and Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack (MSRP: $40.99) all
offer “Laughing is Contagious,” an obligatory blooper reel that shows
viewers how much fun it was to make the film and what a great time
everyone had ad-libbing and riffing off of each other. It is interesting
to watch the enthusiasm of the actors between takes, as those moments
are full of more humor than the final product.
The
Blu-ray releases add just two exclusive extras to the package, “Stomach
Ache” and “Don’t Call It A Boat—Royal Caribbean,” as well as an
UltraViolet digital copy of the film.
Hot
on the heels of its five Oscar wins (for cinematography, art direction,
sound editing, sound mixing and visual effects), viewers who missed
Every few minutes, a character shares the idea that early films had the power to capture dreams, and
Likewise,
those whose interest was piqued by the automaton, wondering if such a
thing ever existed, will find answers in “The Mechanical Man at the
Heart of 
It took more than a decade to bring Hunter S. Thompson’s
Thompson penned
As
far as bonus features go, there are relatively few included on both the
DVD and Blu-ray release. What the discs lack in quantity, however, is
made up in quality—especially if viewers are fans of Depp or Thompson.
One of the greatest love stories of all time,
Now
available as a two-disc Diamond Edition Blu-ray Combo Pack with DVD
(Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment, MSRP: $39.99) as well as a
three-disc Diamond Edition Blu-ray Combo Pack with DVD and digital copy
(MSRP: $44.99), viewers have the option to watch
The
first, “Introduction of Boris,” is a tedious 10 minutes long. It
details the fight for Lady’s affection by loveable mutt Homer and
Russian wolfhound Boris, who has just moved in next door. Boris is
insufferable, attempting to win Lady’s affection by flaunting his wealth
and perceived importance. Homer, in the meantime, is the blue-collar
dog who doesn’t even know the meaning of half the fancy words Boris
uses. In the end, Boris and Homer were scrapped for Jock and Trusty, a
wise move on the part of the filmmakers.
Rounding
out the bonus features on the Blu-ray disc are extras from the 50th
Anniversary Platinum Edition DVD, released in 2006: “Lady's Pedigree:
The Making of 
Lifelong
pals Harold Lee (John Cho) and Kumar Patel (Kal Penn) have gone to
White Castle, Guantanamo Bay, Texas and Amsterdam, but in
The
specifics of their adventures aren’t super-important (the bullet points
are: car wreck, Russian mob, claymation sequence, a baby ingesting
multiple drugs, naked nuns in the shower, obligatory Neil Patrick Harris
cameo and shooting Santa), as they involve most of the same jokes and
punch lines of the other two films, but, let’s face it…this movie isn’t
trying to win awards for breaking new ground. It is what it is,
unapologetically, and as such succeeds in being a new classic in the
genre.
The
Blu-ray Combo Pack with DVD and UltraViolet digital copy (MSRP: $35.99)
comes with a single, double-sided disc. The DVD side has only the
theatrical release and a language option, plus the UltraViolet digital
copy information (accessible via computer). The Blu-ray side offers both
the film shown in theaters and an extended “Extra Dope Edition,” plus a
few special features, though they’re as scanty as the female leads’
wardrobes.
The
winner for most interesting feature is the behind-the-scenes look at
creating the animated portion of the movie, “Bringing Harold & Kumar
Claymation to Life,” with director Todd Strauss-Schulson. Though it
seems like it was meant to be part of a much more extensive extras
feature, it holds up by itself. The storyboard art, mixed with
picture-in-picture clips of the finished scene, make for interesting
viewing.